Two things on my mind today:
- Whoever chose to schedule the spring carnival in the middle of spring was having an off day. Melbourne doesn’t actually have a spring. It has a turbulent four months of wintery rain and wind, with intermittent patches of cold sunlight and the occasional humid-ish evening to keep 6.9 billion mosquitoes happy. The weather here until maybe December is mad. The term spring carnival, therefore, is a misnomer, just like Bayswater and fun run and leftover wine.
- Eyelash extensions are everywhere. Everywhere. But they are out of control. One woman on the train last week looked like she had a huntsman sleeping under her eyelid.
- Sorry, three things – I lost money on the stupid NZ mules today, so no eyelash enhancement money for me.